While I was winding up, having my chillax moment, I accidentally scrolled this post. It just keeps me laughing. Here are the reasons.
1. With chocolate, size doesnt matter; it’s always good.
2. When you have chocolate, it does not keep your neighbors awake.
3. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.4. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
5. Good chocolate is easy to find.
6. You can have chocolate at any time and anywhere.
7. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
8. Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.
9. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.
10. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your coworkers.
13. The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
14. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
15. Chocolate satisfies even when its gone soft.
16. “If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.
17. You can get chocolate.
18. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
19. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
20. You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
Hahahaha. Well, for me they are the same. Both of them complete me. Hahahahaha
